{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"away-shite","title":"Away \u0026 Shite","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"fxeapb\" data-start=\"17\" data-end=\"58\"\u003eHints of Smoky Woods \u0026amp; Pure Disbelief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"150\"\u003eFor those moments when somebody says something so ridiculous you physically need a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"395\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eAway \u0026amp; Shite\u003c\/em\u003e blends smoky woods, warm amber and soft musk into a rich, comforting scent that smells far more relaxed than you are. Deep, woody notes create that cosy “everything’s fine” atmosphere, while the name captures the exact opposite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"409\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"533\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u2rsx3\" data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eignoring group chats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cipx6f\" data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"453\"\u003edramatic eye-rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c2lqal\" data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"470\"\u003esilent judging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9l4lk0\" data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eprotecting your peace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"148u2v4\" data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"533\"\u003epretending you’re emotionally mature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"640\"\u003eLight this when the world is testing your patience and you’d rather respond with fragrance than violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1kcsm2y\" data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExperience the embodiment of flourishing peonies paired with the crisp sweetness of red apple, enhanced by the luxurious blend of jasmine, rose, and gillyflower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ynjptb\" data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eMood\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eWarm. Moody. Unbothered. Slightly offended.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wee Melter Co.","offers":[{"title":"120ml","offer_id":53810760745299,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"180ml","offer_id":53810760778067,"sku":null,"price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"500ml","offer_id":53810760810835,"sku":null,"price":42.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1073\/0111\/0099\/files\/a50bdd9e-932e-47d0-8004-9e2253042e40_c5a9eaf4-4c4f-4a0a-b490-16b66ec88ba8.png?v=1779364846"}],"url":"https:\/\/theweemelterco.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Wee Melter Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}