{"product_id":"calm-your-tits","title":"Calm Your Tits","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRose Geranium, Bergamot, Grapefruit \u0026amp; Black Pepper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe dog wants out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe phone won’t stop buzzing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomeone’s shouting your name from another room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is your reminder that five minutes behind a locked bathroom door counts as self-care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalm Your Tits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is your five-minute escape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with uplifting bergamot and grapefruit, balanced with soothing rose geranium and a warming touch of black pepper, it’ll help you slow down, switch off and remember that not everything needs sorted today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePop it in your shower, breathe deep and let the steam do the heavy lifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the best advice you’ll hear all day is…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalm your tits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlace your shower steamer on the floor of your shower, just out of the direct stream of water. As it fizzes, it’ll release a luxurious blend of essential oils, turning your everyday shower into a moment of calm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVegan Friendly. Drama not included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wee Melter Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54384978657619,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1073\/0111\/0099\/files\/IMG-1091.png?v=1784806724","url":"https:\/\/theweemelterco.com\/products\/calm-your-tits","provider":"The Wee Melter Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}