{"product_id":"ho-ho-holy-fuck-the-night","title":"Ho Ho Holy Fuck The Night","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHo Ho Holy Fuck The Night \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHints of Mulled Wine \u0026amp; Headaches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those nights when Christmas cheer gets slightly out of hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHo Ho Holy Fuck The Night blends warming mulled wine with a sharp, boozy edge and the faint promise of tomorrow’s headache. Rich, spiced and properly festive, with just enough sweetness to keep things interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas nights in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003efestive drinking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewrapping presents at the last minute\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehosting when you’ve no fucking idea what you’re doing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003emaking the house smell like you’ve your life together\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this when the Christmas playlist is on, the drinks are flowing and you’ve officially decided to embrace the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarming mulled wine, festive spices and a boozy, bittersweet finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFestive. Spiced. Boozy. Slightly regretful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wee Melter Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55104758579539,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1073\/0111\/0099\/files\/ChatGPTImageSep29_2026_03_06_52PM.png?v=1790690824","url":"https:\/\/theweemelterco.com\/products\/ho-ho-holy-fuck-the-night","provider":"The Wee Melter Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}